眼中驚奇

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if you're an INTP do you do these five things

如果你是一個INTP,你做過這五件事嗎？

number one 

when you start thinking of something alone

and you put together the best logical string

and like also arguments to another person's argument or just how to explain something

當您開始獨自思考一些事情時，

您把最好的邏輯字串，

和像是另一個人對於這件事的論點，或就只是(另一個人)如何解釋它(這件事情) 放在一起。

do you stop thinking about it

so that hopefully then when you actually have to say it

in someone that matters or that needs to hear this topic that you are conjuring up

that you will actually stop thinking

so that you would be able to intuitively speak the right things

rather than having to say it perfectly the first time

當你真的不得不對一個很重要的人或需要聽到這個你正在聯想的話題的人說時，

你有停止想它(這件事情)，以期望這樣你就可以直觀地說出正確的話，而不是必須一次把它說到完美。

when you're all by yourself and then you're trying to remember what you said

rather than just intuitively saying the perfect line of logical strings that you put across

when you were all by yourself do you do that

當你獨自一人時，你試著記起你說的話，

而不是只是直覺地說出你傳達的完美邏輯字串，

當你獨自一人時，你做過這件事嗎？

 (all by myself  獨自一人)

number two

do you love awkward questions

你喜歡尷尬的問題嗎?

I love awkward questions

我喜歡尷尬的問題。

I actually prepare my life for awkward questions

事實上，我為尷尬的問題做好了準備。

intps I believe all of them love awkward questions

我相信INTP都愛尷尬的問題。

if you feel like that would rip in

是否你想要會導致撕裂的東西？

if you feel like a question you want to ask rip into the souls of modern men

是否你想問撕裂現代人靈魂的問題？

intps are actually ready to answer with quite amount of delight you'll be surprised

INTP實際上準備好回答(尷尬的問題)且相當樂意，你會對此感到驚訝。

number three

intps and peer pressure

INTP和同儕壓力

do you find yourself as an INTP not really caring for a peer pressure

你是否發現自己作為一個INTP，並不真的在意同儕壓力？

you might do something because well it's interesting

你可能因為某件事很有趣而去做。

rather than actually because they asked you to or pressured you to for the sake of being cool or because they're pressuring you to

而不是因為他們(同儕)要求你或威逼你去做、為了耍酷去做、或因為他們施壓於你而去做。

I don't think INTP is actually care for peer pressure

我不認為INTP真的在意同儕壓力。

We can care less however

無論如何，我們比較不在意。

number four

whatever you're doing may be interesting

無論你做什麼事，可能是很有趣的事。

and we may give it a shot at least for once to have the experience and think about it later

我們願意給它(這件事)至少一次機會，以擁有經驗，之後才能思索(這經驗) 。

intps would rather think all day

INTP寧願思索一整天，

why go outside when there's so many thoughts toexplore in your mind

當你心中有那麼多的想法去探索，為什麼要出去呢？

if you're an intp do you view this

如果你是一個INTP，你是否發現(這個情況)，

oh it's a sunny day

這是一個陽光明媚的一天，

however I'm thinking how in the world with a panda bear and vent a floatation device

然而我正思索著如何在世界上與熊貓和通風漂浮裝置一起，

so that can take over the world and harvest other people's organs more specifically poachers

接管這個世界，並獲得其他人的器官尤其是偷獵者(的器官)，

because it's an interesting thought

因為這是一個有趣的想法(所以不想出門)。

and before you know it you might have also invented you know some kind of

transportation device

在你知道答案前，你也可能已經發明了，你知道的，某種運輸裝置。

you know how intps work

你知道INTP是如何工作的。

so would you rather think all day remember whatever number

所以，你是否寧願斯思索一整天，以記住哪怕是數字。

number five

I'm on for walking in circles

我在繞圈行走。

Do you find yourself as an INTP

你是否發現自己作為一個INTP，

walking in circles constantly

不斷地打圈行走，

walking when you think

在你思考的時候走動、

talking to yourself verbally out loud

大聲地對自己說話、

and then freak out when someone might walk in on your personal session

然後嚇壞了，當有人也許走進你的個人會議裡時，

time talking to yourself and all that jibba jabba

自言自語和所有的廢話，

I think that was number five

我認為這是(INTP)會做的第五件事。

conclusion

so if you're an INTP

所以如果你是INTP，

do you serve yourself all day

你是否整天為自己服務?

do you feel like you do these five things

你是否想要做這五件事？

and if you do not

如果你不是，

well I'm sorry you might not be an INTP

那我很抱歉你可能不是INTP。

please maybe I don't know

拜託，也許，我不知道。

it's a free world

這是自由的世界。

if you're not an INTP

若您不是 INTP，

and you find other intps doing these things

而你發現其他的INTP做這些事情，

what do you think of these oddities that intps do

你對於INTP所做的這些奇怪的事有甚麼看法？

I would love to hear your opinion and your opinion

我很想聽聽你們的意見

because it's the internet

因為是網路，

we have opinions even though I may be in America your opinion can still matter

我們有意見，即便可能我在美國，你的意見仍然可以是重要的。

I may still hate you for it

我可能還是會討厭你的意見，

but that's I'm totally kidding

但這完全是在開玩笑，

I'm an intp I don't care about your opinion

我是個INTP，我不關心你的意見。

see you next video

下支影片見。

miss the butt

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